I liked starving at first but now I am obsessed.

     [RW] Again, seek familial support and professional care. Not eating, like overeating, heavy drinking, chain smoking and using injectable street drugs are treatable addictions.
 

     Your hateful words are very motivating for girls with eating disorders. If you don't believe me, I could mail you my photo and full information.

     [RW] You needn't bother. I found your page at http://dearmanhattan.deviantart.com/ where your picture titled: How Vogue II and Journal title: This place is a prison speak volumes. But far more interesting is your Personal Quote: "Not thinking equals self control - my quote" Ouch. That should be addressed immediately, regardless how much you weigh, eat or indulge in "partying" as you listed first under your Interests:

 

     You should really consider what you're doing. Just because It has a warning on your site doesn't mean people arn't going to click on it. The internet is huge and many  people you probably dont want visiting your site will.

     [RW] We welcome everyone. Since this is still America - at least until Hillary or Obama gets elected - freedom of speech is still alive and well - as evidenced in your parting shot at the end of this email.

 

     If you'd like to insult me or blame me for this email go right ahead but you're a fucking hypocrite.

     [RW] No blame here, Chelsea - concern. The same concern we have for 350 lb. people who won't STOP eating. That's the point. Diving headlong into unhealthy behaviors hurts much more than bruised feelings. If your dearest friend had a heroin addiction wouldn't you do everything under the sun to save that person? I don't see how "feelings" enter the picture other than your feeling of sadness that someone you care for is killing him/herself. e.g., "Please don't call me a junkie, Chelse, it hurts my feelings..." 
 

     and the music on your site reminds me of old people with saggy balls

     [RW] Now, I must take offense at that. First of all, that is not my site, but I did go to the Anti-Gym site and listen to it. I didn't get the same "droopy scrotum" memory that you mentioned, but then again, I don't know how many "saggies" you've seen at the ripe old age of 15. Second, on your DeviantArt page you listed Death Cab for Cutie as your favorite band. Now that's one thing we can agree on. I'm a huge DCFC fan - especially the Plans album cut: What Sarah Said:

 

'Cause there's no comfort in the waiting room,
Just nervous pacers bracing for bad news,
And then the nurse comes round,

and everyone will lift their heads,
But I'm thinking of what Sarah said,

that "Love is watching someone die,"
So who's going to watch you die?

 

      [RW] But it's a SONG, Chelse. It's not advice. Wake up.

 

     how about songs like "closer" by the Nine Inch Nails?

[Roderigo Wintershorts] So, you hate the NoChubbies website, but you now want to make music suggestions? Let's see what NIN's CLOSER says:

 

I want to f**k you like an animal
I want to feel you from the inside
I want to f**k you like an animal

     [RW] Sorry Chelse, but our policy at nochubbies.com is "No use of the same expletive twice in any four sentences, so NIN's Closer is out.

 

     "YOU ARNT THE CONTENTS OF YOUR WALLET"  YOU ARNT YOUR SIZE ZERO SKINNY JEANS  how about thinking shit over for once.

     [RW] The above doesn't sound like a girl with an eating disorder talking. If you truly feel this way you have deprogrammed yourself and see things in a better light. However, you aren't your size XXXL jeans either, but chances are at that size your heart, blood sugar and skeleton are way out of whack.

     Nearly 33% (1 in 3) Americans are overweight, obese or morbidly obese.  0.5% (1 in 200) have anorexia. Psychologists classify anorexia as a mental illness - obesity as a food addiction. In short, I have "thought this shit over" quite carefully. I suggest you do the same.

 

     you asshole mother fucking cock sucking egotistical cunts, all you care about is money!

     [RW] Great vocabulary! Would you like to write a column for www.nochubbies.com? We pay 10 cents a word as long as you don't use the expletives above more than twice in any four sentences. (see above rule regarding NIN's Closer lyrics)

 

     Have a healthy, well-balanced meal and take a walk, listen to Death Cab For Cutie's best cut from their Stability CD - All is Full of Love:

you'll be given love
you'll be taken care of
you'll be given love
you have to trust it...

 

Get help and be well,

Roderigo Wintershorts

Senior Writer, Senior Editor, Sex Surrogate

roderigo@nochubbies.com

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